A Day at the Club - West Course

Señor George Lopez

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow

A New Year, A New Look

In anticipation of the approaching new year, Patricia Country Club has hired a new advisor for its website. We've scoured the globe for an internationally renowned designer and ironically enough, discovered that the perfect fit for this job was someone that we all already know and love. Negotiations were touch and go for a while, given the close, personal relationship our new designer had with our previous GM (Joe Bob) but we are proud to be able to introduce to you (for the first time in pictures), the Russian mail order bride - Swetlana.

Further, the Board has had second thoughts regarding the firing of Valet Parking Hunk. We've had an influx of letters and emails requesting that Valet Parking Hunk be reinstated to his previous position. The overwhelming public support, coupled with an increase in specialty design cars that have been arriving daily at the Patricia CC, led the Board to believe that Valet Parking Hunk was a vital participant in the ever-changing image of the club from the flat-tire cotton-stripping clientele to the up-scale, limo-camper redneck.

As you can see from below, Valet Parking Hunk was ecstatic to learn that he would be returning to his job.

With our new staff and the new year, we look forward to welcoming you to newly designed Patricia Country Club - "Serving you with the same old tractor, but with a new attitude"

Sincerely,

The New Sheriff in Town